Who would have realized that the thief was actually staying next door without me knowing it…

And the reason I found out he was the thief… well, it’s a bit funny if you ask me…

So before sharing out the process of finding out the thief, let me give you a little back story on the petty little ‘kia’:

So this guy and his girlfriend moved into the house in August…The guy’s called K3NNY…(SouthPark: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!…>.<) Anyway, he moved in with his girlfriend and paid me RM200, telling me that he will bank in the rest of the money… So, I waited for a few days and he told me that he had banked in the money… Interestingly, I did not see any trace of income in my bank account… So, I politely asked him to check again… He said that it was his parents who helped him bank in the money and the receipt is at his hometown, and he would have to wait until he goes back to get the receipt…

Days passed, followed by weeks… I could have kept on asking him about the money, but I had other matters at hand… My finals were approaching just around the corner and I had no time to deal with these kinds of businesses.

So, one day he finally approached me himself saying that his parents were coming down to see where he was staying and would bring along the receipt… So i waited… and came the day when I was studying  for my Japanese when my girlfriend noted that it seemed funny that the two of them were not seen for the past few days and that they had left their windows open… So i knocked on their effing door, only to hear the sound of… emptiness…

Turning the knob, another “emptiness” greeted my sight… $h1T was all that I could think of… they stayed for two months, paying me only RM200, and took off with a handphone and my RM50 + shillings!!! WtF…

P./S. He actually made off with another rice cooker and two radios and quite a huge sum of money which was left in the hall by the previous tenant of his room… Must have been a hell fun of a time for him during his stay in this house…

So they say… that cursing with french is like wiping your arse with silk…

“fais pas ta tortue à trois pattes, fils de pute.”